Nigag -- Not just a haircut -- a lifestyle.
Welcome to the first REAL entry of Nigag's Blog. Today I am going to give some advice oh Home and Family, and how you can improve yours. First of all, if you are happily married then you might not need any of my advice. If you're not happily married, and you're having some attraction related issues, then listen up, because NIGAG has some shit for you. To begin, you need to ask yourself a few questions: "Why does my wife not like facials anymore?" "Why won't my wife wash her Vagina?" and "Where did my slim pretty girl go, was she eaten by this Jabba the Hutt stunt double?" Those are but a few of the questions that you might ask yourself. I will answer the questions above for you, because I am NIGAG, and NIGAG knows all.
Q: Why does my wife not like facials anymore?
A: Well, your wife probably doesn’t like facials anymore, because she was down at the bowling alley late last Thursday. While there, she received a facial from her bowling "instructor" Earl, and he shot his 7 10 split right in her eyes, temporarily blinding her. Her eyes became swollen, the size of peaches, and she had to sit out in her car for hours waiting for her eyes to return to normal.
Q: Why won't my wife wash her vagina anymore?
A: Your wife does was her vagina, she just doesn't wash it sometimes after she gets done fucking your neighbor and he fills her cunt up with his smelly load.
Q: Where did my slim pretty girl go, was she eaten by this Jabba the Hutt stunt double?
A: Well, after your wife married you, she either shit out a few kids, or, became so depressed because she married you, and your small penis, that all she can do is eat. Eat and sweat, or is it sweat and eat? Either way she's one hell of a large woman and you're not into BBW. You can solve this weight problem many ways: 1. Sew her mouth shut. Be sure to sew a straw so she can suck up some liquid sustenance. She should loose weight quickly. 2. Sell her on EBay. You can always buy another wife. 3. Lock all the cupboards, take away her car keys, lock her in the closet, and slide 1 meal under the door daily. 4. Trade her for an Xbox, or new Video Card.
The questions above are very important for you to ask yourself. I hope that I have helped you answer them, as they can help guide you to a more healthy life.
~N I G A G~